DFC Humour
humour n. 1. the quality of being amusing. 2. the ability to perceive and enjoy amusement, sense of humour. 3. each of the four bodily fluids (blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy) formerly believed to determine a person's physical and mental qualities. (Source - OED)
Well this page is certainly dedicated to the first two, we'll try to avoid the last one (unless DF Wij gets his hands on the keyboard). In this little section we'll try to present anything which has tickled us in our lives (apart from Reubs, you really don't want to know what tickles him or how much he pays for it). - Angry Daz
Ratings:
 | - Arse ticklingly funny |
 | - Funny, probably alright to use in the pub |
 | - Amusing but not really mentionable in after dinner conversation |
 | - Mildly amusing if you are in the right mood |
 | - Not really funny |
Shii - The Wii for Women
| 23rd April, 2009, 11:23 | File | Link Item |
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Not sure where this originally came from, but a cracking insight into a console designed for the ladies...
Portal Reward
| 15th November, 2007, 21:52 | Text | Link Item |
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Another Portal-related item. Anyone who has finished the game will know where I'm coming from when I say that the ending is the best of any game out there. It certainly beats the usual cut-scene of your character blowing some sh1t up. If you intend to complete Portal, then don't view this - it'll spoil it. Otherwise enjoy...
Weighted Companion Cube
| 15th November, 2007, 21:47 | Link | Link Item |
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For all those of you who have played Portal, enjoy Weebl and Bob's take on the Weighted Companion Cube. Class.
Lego Stephen Hawking
| 13th September, 2007, 13:55 | Text | Link Item |
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I don't remember this Lego kit from when I was a lad...
Demotivators
| 5th October, 2006, 08:29 | Link | Link Item |
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"Increasing success by lowering expectations" - a familiar set of thoughts for all you Dilberts out there...
ONE FOR THE BOYS.....
| 15th May, 2006, 14:21 | Text | Link Item |
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Best news of the year so far.... Just be careful how you tell the missus !!!
The theory of comparing women to football teams
| 11th May, 2006, 22:00 | Text | Link Item |
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Who says women and football don't mix? Here's our guide to which lass best fits each team.
If Women Ruled the World
| 30th July, 2005, 19:01 | Text | Link Item |
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A collection of scenes which could easily be reality if women were in charge.
French Terror-Alert Level Raised
| 18th July, 2005, 19:00 | Text | Link Item |
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In light of recent events, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.
God Bless America
| 8th July, 2005, 16:18 | Link | Link Item |
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When comedian Nick Revell was heckled by a yank with the shout "God Bless America", his response was swift...
God Bless America? Well that depends on what you mean...
Rainbow
| 17th January, 2005, 08:29 | Link | Link Item |
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I'm sure most DFC members are old enough to remember the TV show Rainbow (DF-Lynx may be a little too old). Here's a clip from an episode that I don't personally recall, but apparently was aired.
Note that the page loads a 2MB Flash video. Bandwidth paupers can scroll down for a 500KB Real Player version.
'Twas the Night Before Easter
| 8th December, 2004, 21:38 | Text | Link Item |
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'Twas the night before Easter, when all through the house, Not a keyboard was stirring, not even a mouse...
PC Trafalgar
| 4th December, 2004, 12:21 | Text | Link Item |
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One of the better comedy emails to do the rounds at work of late - how the Battle of Trafalgar might have gone in today's society...
DFC Search Phrases
| 8th August, 2004, 10:40 | Text | Link Item |
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One of the more amusing site admin jobs is looking through the logs to see what search phrases people used to get to your site. DFC is no exception, and here are a few of the phrases, together with links to their results pages.
Hey Hey 16K
| 8th May, 2004, 18:34 | Link | Link Item |
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For all you ZX Spectrum fans out there, here's a cracking tribute to Sir Clive's masterpiece. Have a browse round the rest of the site - much humourous content is on offer :)
DBs Gets Pissed
| 28th January, 2004, 11:16 | Text | Link Item |
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DBs of FreddysHouse was at his best last weekend at our works xmas do. Here are a selection of comedy clips of him in action. Lock up your daughters. And sons :/
Weebl and Bob
| 20th November, 2003, 16:39 | Link | Link Item |
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Seeing the Anchor ad last night reminded me of this site. Been around a while, but still as good as ever...
Top of the Geek Pops
| 13th November, 2003, 20:42 | Text | Link Item |
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An assortment of geek-related song titles. They were compiled some years ago, but still retain their magic...
Murray Walkerisms
| 18th November, 2001, 16:29 | Text | Link Item |
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Some classic quotes from the world of Formula 1 by the one and only Murray Walker.
Computer Stupidities - Mincing Words
| 8th November, 2001, 08:15 | Link | Link Item |
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An enlightening collection of examples of computer illiteracy.
Bin Laden Millionaire
Roadsign Story
| 31st October, 2000, 18:25 | Text | Link Item |
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A cracking story using roadsigns. Learn it well as it may well crop up in your driving test...
The Onion
| 22nd June, 2000, 00:29 | Link | Link Item |
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Seeing as we cannot be bothered to write any humour any more check out The Onion. Very funny and very likely to cause great offence.
Mac Madness
Bill To Buy Maccy Ds
| 20th April, 1999, 14:00 | Text | Link Item |
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What would happen if Billy Boy brought his considerably marketing skills to Old McDonalds Burger Joint.... Let us see...
Hawking - The Future
| 16th April, 1999, 10:00 | Link | Link Item |
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Stephen Hawking - Crime Fighter. What? Have a look, you`ll see.
Monkey
| 15th April, 1999, 10:00 | File | Link Item |
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This cheeky monkey has an interesting way of getting rid of that night before beer and curry taste although I wouldn`t recommend that everyone try it...
Chimps
| 14th April, 1999, 10:00 | File | Link Item |
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Chimps, cute little fellows best known for playing with bananas, not doing the dark things seen here… no siree.
