Fox of the Week No 8
Britney Spears

Hi, I'm lovely pop sensation Britney Spears. I know most of you prefer to make use of that picture of me with BABY written across my arse but a girl has to move for Christ's sake. After all you are. So here I am in a different pose. You will learn to love it too I'm sure.

"But why are you here Britney?", I hear you ask in a thin, reedy, barely-broken voice. Well if you must know I was so excited to hear about DF winning Division 4 of the MCW that I decided to give them some congratulations like only a girl can (Reubs may choose otherwise I've heard though.)

"Which lucky, studdly DF man gets to go first?", I hear you almost cry. Well to make it absolutely fair it's going to be in order of overall season 7 efficiency with the following exceptions:-

1) Married men get a 20% penalty. We girls gotta have some solidarity.
2) Not Gaz.

Which means (surprise surprise) Wij gets fog up. Purr-urr-urr. I'm so looking forward to that. It's like there's a dam waiting to burst in me knicks. Honest.

Britney X X X

P.S. I heard Gaz prefers shooting at his team-mates anyway.
P.P.S. Does anyone know how to get beetroot stains out of frilly white bras?