Desert Fox Clan
Desert Fox Clan

DFC Humour

humour n. 1. the quality of being amusing. 2. the ability to perceive and enjoy amusement, sense of humour. 3. each of the four bodily fluids (blood, phlegm, choler, and melancholy) formerly believed to determine a person's physical and mental qualities. (Source - OED)

Well this page is certainly dedicated to the first two, we'll try to avoid the last one (unless DF Wij gets his hands on the keyboard). In this little section we'll try to present anything which has tickled us in our lives (apart from Reubs, you really don't want to know what tickles him or how much he pays for it). - Angry Daz


Ratings:

Fox Rating 5 - Arse ticklingly funny
Fox Rating 4 - Funny, probably alright to use in the pub
Fox Rating 3 - Amusing but not really mentionable in after dinner conversation
Fox Rating 2 - Mildly amusing if you are in the right mood
Fox Rating 1 - Not really funny


RFC 1149
19th October 2012, 08:00 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

The future of wireless communications perhaps...



Portal 2 Finale
20th May 2011, 23:29 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

For those of you who have finished Portal 2, you'll have enjoyed another great Jonathan Coulton song and ASCII-art lyrics. Here they are again, although there was no cake this time...



Speed Camera Beating Numberplate
24th March 2010, 08:00 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

If you want to get your own back on the speed tax people, give em a dose of SQL Injection...



Shii - The Wii for Women
23rd April 2009, 11:23 File Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

Not sure where this originally came from, but a cracking insight into a console designed for the ladies...



Portal Reward
15th November 2007, 21:52 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

Another Portal-related item. Anyone who has finished the game will know where I'm coming from when I say that the ending is the best of any game out there. It certainly beats the usual cut-scene of your character blowing some sh1t up. If you intend to complete Portal, then don't view this - it'll spoil it. Otherwise enjoy...



Weighted Companion Cube
15th November 2007, 21:47 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

For all those of you who have played Portal, enjoy Weebl and Bob's take on the Weighted Companion Cube. Class.



Lego Stephen Hawking
13th September 2007, 13:55 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

I don't remember this Lego kit from when I was a lad...



Demotivators
5th October 2006, 08:29 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

"Increasing success by lowering expectations" - a familiar set of thoughts for all you Dilberts out there...



The theory of comparing women to football teams
11th May 2006, 22:00 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

Who says women and football don't mix? Here's our guide to which lass best fits each team.



If Women Ruled the World
30th July 2005, 19:01 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

A collection of scenes which could easily be reality if women were in charge.



French Terror-Alert Level Raised
18th July 2005, 19:00 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

In light of recent events, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.



Rainbow
17th January 2005, 08:29 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

I'm sure most DFC members are old enough to remember the TV show Rainbow (DF-Lynx may be a little too old). Here's a clip from an episode that I don't personally recall, but apparently was aired.

Note that the page loads a 2MB Flash video. Bandwidth paupers can scroll down for a 500KB Real Player version.



'Twas the Night Before Easter
8th December 2004, 21:38 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

'Twas the night before Easter, when all through the house, Not a keyboard was stirring, not even a mouse...



PC Trafalgar
4th December 2004, 12:21 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

One of the better comedy emails to do the rounds at work of late - how the Battle of Trafalgar might have gone in today's society...



DFC Search Phrases
8th August 2004, 10:40 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 3

One of the more amusing site admin jobs is looking through the logs to see what search phrases people used to get to your site. DFC is no exception, and here are a few of the phrases, together with links to their results pages.



Hey Hey 16K
8th May 2004, 18:34 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

For all you ZX Spectrum fans out there, here's a cracking tribute to Sir Clive's masterpiece.



Weebl and Bob
20th November 2003, 16:39 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

Seeing the Anchor ad last night reminded me of this site. Been around a while, but still as good as ever...



Top of the Geek Pops
13th November 2003, 20:42 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

An assortment of geek-related song titles. They were compiled some years ago, but still retain their magic...



Murray Walkerisms
18th November 2001, 16:29 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

Some classic quotes from the world of Formula 1 by the one and only Murray Walker.



Computer Stupidities - Mincing Words
8th November 2001, 08:15 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

An enlightening collection of examples of computer illiteracy.



Bin Laden Millionaire
9th October 2001, 23:19 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 4

All it needs is Chris Tarrant`s voice...



Roadsign Story
31st October 2000, 18:25 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

A cracking story using roadsigns. Learn it well as it may well crop up in your driving test...



The Onion
22nd June 2000, 00:29 Link Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

Seeing as we cannot be bothered to write any humour any more check out The Onion. Very funny and very likely to cause great offence.



Bill To Buy Maccy Ds
20th April 1999, 14:00 Text Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 2

What would happen if Billy Boy brought his considerably marketing skills to Old McDonalds Burger Joint.... Let us see...



Chimps
14th April 1999, 10:00 File Link Item

Rating: Fox Rating 5

Chimps, cute little fellows best known for playing with bananas, not doing the dark things seen here... no siree.