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French Terror-Alert Level Raised
| 18th July 2005, 19:00 | Text |
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In light of recent events, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The Rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.
