BobLAN 2022.3 Roundup
Before that, let's look at some of the successful gaming events of the LAN. The private PUBG servers were a real hit, although we could do with some smaller maps, or to shrink the initial playzone. The BF2042 multiplayer was promising, despite some problems joining games and only having squads of four players. The other newcomer was GRID Legends, which whilst not a successor to Autosport was nevertheless quite entertaining, especially for those who don't drive every Tuesday. I think all three of these will fearure next time, especially as BF2042 will be on GamePass by then.
Now, here are those quotes:
- Bean: "No one uses the term rubber Johnnies any more"
- Mes: "Come on Al, let's go hunt some pussies and blow some heads off"
- Bynar: "The testicles have seen better days as well... a bit distended"
- Bobble: "I got a knob caught in my arse"
- Daz: "I just admit that I got Bob off there"
- Trebz: "What you did Themy was you glanced my rear"
- Trebz: "That's just hard, I prefer it softer"
- Dan: "Choppers out Bob"
- Voltz: "I wall banged Stevie"
- Voltz: "That was a reverse parzival"
- Daz: "Take 'em from the front and behind. Just how they like it"
- Dan: "It's a 14 inch meaty one"
- Q: "Bynar!! You Rammed me Into the wall"
- Bynar: "Because you took my backend out"
- Bynar to Themy: "You haven't got it out this weekend yet have you?"
- Daz: "That's the biggest joystick I've ever seen" ... "That's enormous, that's so heavy"
- Wij: "You completely scraped my insides out"
- Pup: "From both ends! Painful"
- Trebz: "Can you heal me downstairs pup?"
- Q: "Fuck me he's huge. This is gonna hurt"
- Bynar: "Now that! Was an unsafe re-entry"
- Themy: "When your arse comes out your face. That's when you know it's over"
- Trebz" "So how far would you shove the shotgun up your arse?"
- Parz: "4.6 inches"; Daz: "That's weirdly specific"; Parz: "No I meant six inches"
- Max: "It's ok, I'll pinch him round the back"
- Themy: "I'm stuck up pup"